I was recently asked, "why are you single?" At that moment, I paused, gasped, paused again, side-eyed them, then said... Because of the current social climate, duplicitous behaviors of the opposite sex, certain deficiencies within the dating matrix, global warming, gum on the sole of my sneaker that pisses me off, bad social media posts, that orange sticker they put on my car window that won't come off, insecurities, back…